Top 100 Happy Whats App Statuses , Happy Facebook Statuses , Feeling Happy Statuses
Here is Top 100 Best Whats App , Facebook Statuses And Quotes
1 . Everything is okay in the END , if it’s not
ok, then it’s not THE END.
2 . A Champion
is someone who gets up, even when he can’t.
3 . Take a deep
breath and start again.
4 . Do or Die……There
is no try.
5 . If you
don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying or aren’t trying hard enough.
6 . I’m not
failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
7 . If you
can’t Beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
8 . I come up
with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the
flush.
9 . When in
doubt, just take the next small step.
10 . Every
great achievement was once considered impossible.
11 . The only
time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
12 . If you
are player then I’m the GAME.
13 . Trust me
you will dance- Alcohol
14 . The
strongest emotion of all is LOVE, that’s why it hurts us most.
15 . Rules are
made to be break.
16 . 80% boys
have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
17 . “Always
Think twice, speak once”
18 . Some kind
of Magic happens in every moment
19 . I speak
my mind. I never mind what I speak.
20 . My
Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
21 . It’s
funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
22 . It’s more
important for YOU to believe in You
23 . With patience time takes care of itself.
24 . There is
only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You
25 . If you hurt my best friend, I will make your
death look like an accident.
26 . Don’t
tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
27 . Keep
Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you
28 . when i
was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
30 . Never
laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
31 . Every
moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3
32 . If you
can’t convince them, Confuse them.
33 . Be a girl
with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
34 . I dint
change , i just grew up. You should try it once
35 . Don’t
mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
36 . Failure
is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
37 . One day i
really want to say- I MADE IT.
38 . Defeat
your enemies with your success.
39 . In order
to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
40 . Let me
love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
41 . A good
day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
42 . Most
girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
43 . Learn
then remove ‘L’.
44 . My “last
seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
45 . Don’t
take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive
46 . Dream as
if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
47 . Jidhar
apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only
CANDYCRUSH he.
48 . My
laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ??
49 . Always
remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
50 . “Please
don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality
is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
51 . You
don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
52 . The
only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
53 . Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And
then we met…!
54 . I
just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
55 . At
last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then
left and repeat whenever offered any food
56 . Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen
drive safely.
57 . Everything
that kills me makes me feel alive.
58 . I
may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
59 . Think
about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were
an idiot.
60 . I
was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this
girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
61 . I Am
Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ??
62 . Life
is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
63. A bus
station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my
desk, I have a work station..
64 . I’am
looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then
leave me Alone.
65 . Keep
moving! Nothing new to read…
66 . Math
Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
67 . They
say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will
be a genius :-
68 . If
procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
69 . One
more password got married…!!
70 . Just
about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
71 . Sleep
till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
72 . There
are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian &
Tuesday Saturday.
73 . One
person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
74 . Smile
today, tomorrow could be worse.
75 . I’ll
try being nicer if you start being smarter.
76 . Love
is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
77 . Why
is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
78 . Status
under construction.
79 . Take
Life, one cup at a time!
80 . I
have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die
next Tuesday.
81 . Life
is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
82 . I
haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
83 . Scientist
say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to
mention Morons like u
84 . Exams!!!!The
most creative phase of life :)
85 . Life
was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
86 . Coins
Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m
always Calm & Silent
87 . My
laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ??
88 . One
day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
89 . Second
chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
90 . I’m
cool but global warming made me hot
91 . Apni
to bass ek hi zidd he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe
Raaaajjj !!…
92 . Dear
Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for
you.
93 . Life
is planning a pleasant curve for me.
94 . We
live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
95 . Life
is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
96 . One
wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen
feature ??
97 . Stop
checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??
98 . Don’t
be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for
my turn to destroy them.
99 . And
those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not
hear the music.”
100 . Stop
waiting for one Day. Today is the Day
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